Actual Dialogue earlier yesterday with a Die-Hard Redskins Fan (DHRF) rooting for the Giants in the SB:
ME: Aren’t you Redskins fans a little conflicted about this?
DHRF: Naw. We aint conflicted. We’re fine with the Giants.
ME: But I thought you hated the Giants.
DHRF: Uh-uh. We hate the Cowboys. Now if it was the Cowboys, it’d be a whole different story.
ME: Ah. And then there’s the fact that the Redskins beat the Giants in the regular season..
DHRF: Beat em twice.
ME: So that means if they win tonight…
DHRF: We win. See? Now you got it.
The Lesson: It’s really not so bad down here.